Do you know who I am?

汶

  Do you know who I am?

It was the final exam for an English course at a university.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
2 J( S' m( Z: b" H) D% S* }" |accepted and the student would fail. [s:18]  Thirty minutes into
8 z! ?% }3 x& O# B6 r- ^the exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
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0 S+ b6 P5 R& p) n"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
atated as he handed the student a booklet.

, E" x& X( O7 K" n) h$ ?6 ?* _"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
began writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.
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) k9 m1 i3 z) V. `# N; U3 vHalf an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
9 ^1 q$ z5 y6 C) ^( Rdesk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
booklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
$ Y0 O$ u1 o" b- ["DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.

"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
of completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]

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  E+ \$ Q1 O" Q4 [7 L' u* j中文翻譯:

知道我是誰嗎?

大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
1 H" w6 }: y3 _3 q7 V兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著
8 o  e' y! |- e! m[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
) a( \% ^  k9 g( z% z% x[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室

看的懂嗎? [s:15]

一塌糊涂

有前途~~~~