Do you know who I am?

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  Do you know who I am?

; p4 v/ m2 h6 q( m7 V: aIt was the final exam for an English course at a university.
5 S. u$ W5 O+ `" g% q8 G; |- iThe professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
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the exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
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& k# x3 b3 [% m7 a"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
began writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.
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Half an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
2 \8 y2 R, q- t/ z6 K' j8 x. v+ Adesk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
7 y" n6 K7 |8 \( ]. Tbooklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
. p/ |% j  K7 V; z2 {: {$ t"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.

& J4 h$ Z. |9 T" N$ b' |9 e  W"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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8 g) k- _$ Z  ~: K# \# k"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
5 s" r4 X9 x4 J3 _, zof completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]

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知道我是誰嗎?
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大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
( m, }6 t4 @8 d7 r4 w4 O  u" Y2 r& x考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說
# U8 i6 G- B4 ]# K" N[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
" R* U' B# o( e; \& a: }又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
( A' I8 e4 Z$ v: ?: a  |5 h# r[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著
[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室

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