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5 C& w/ k- u/ @5 ZIt was the final exam for an English course at a university.( f/ \+ J1 E; O9 L! T" t2 @. [
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam: R3 d4 u- v2 G# F
that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
& S! g' v0 d: Y; n. ], F! Baccepted and the student would fail. [s:18] Thirty minutes into
. d9 F6 v" d' P3 [4 I1 ]/ Qthe exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
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"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
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$ {9 T2 J i/ F- D& g( `"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
; r) T, I( ^5 O- }began writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed( o# d: C5 y/ s9 a- T
their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.9 N9 c+ V( r0 N" g
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Half an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
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, e' p/ Z9 `! [) H: abooklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"+ W7 F* }4 S! u- k; N" M$ K
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.
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) ?! R9 b. {; t, l2 @0 M"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack9 ?! ~$ K' r) v& X
of completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26] ! G9 |2 A' i$ h
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知道我是誰嗎?( j( u* [+ L% o* |, I. K4 n% L
$ E, v& t( L9 K8 A9 x+ c2 c' B大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,( O: v6 ]( {7 |+ K. o" j0 f- Y
要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
8 a3 ]* I- U/ D# G7 \( n; G否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
1 w' M$ P( b( H* ~+ d" c- W' S5 R考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷 g- a1 G. i; [4 @. l- J9 v
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說1 A/ V- g, V/ f$ J, u
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.! b" [' N% L$ j: H
兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著! h6 s% I" x6 {2 u' K! e7 H' T
又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡6 S1 N# n% [; g, C$ X0 J
[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
: c2 ~# D k* W- @% F" a6 W) n[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著2 K: i; o$ O/ W# s& \" F2 g
[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答! W1 p: Y7 l t' P: \$ _' `2 C+ z
[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室
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看的懂嗎? [s:15] |